“New Girl: The Complete Second Season” DVD Giveaway [ENDED]

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“New Girl” is easily one of the best comedies on television.  The show starts its third season this month. To celebrate the release of “New Girl: The Complete Second Season”, Media Mikes would like to giveaway the season on DVD. If you would like to enter for your chance to win one of these great prizes, please leave us a comment below or send us an email with your favorite one-liners from the second season. Check some of the great one-liners below or be creative or choose others since there are tons. This giveaway will remain open until October 4th at Noon, Eastern Time. This is open to all fans of Media Mikes in US and Canada only! One entry per person, per household. All other entries will be considered invalid. Media Mikes will randomly select winners. Winners will be alerted via email.

The Best One-Liners from Season 2 Available on DVD October 1

Watching an episode of New Girl without laughing is pretty much impossible. With Schmidt’s crazy antics and Jess’ perky personality there’s bound to be at least a few good one-liners in each episode. Although it’s hard to narrow down the options, below are the ten best quotes from season two.

The romantic tension between Jess (Emmy® Nominee Zooey Deschanel) and Nick (Jake Johnson) escalates in the hilarious, quirky second season of “New Girl” — but will they ever hook up? Meanwhile, Schmidt fails to be hip, Winston isn’t “prepared” for a hot date, and Nick faces a death in his dysfunctional family. While Jess does her best to replace Cece on a modeling job and a drunk Elvis impersonator at a funeral, Schmidt and Winston hope to rearrange Cece’s arranged marriage. Relive all 25 outrageous episodes featuring guest stars like Jamie Lee Curtis, Rob Reiner and Dennis Farina, and enjoy fun bonus material — including the extended version of the hugely popular “Virgins” episode — only available on the DVD.

Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”

Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”

Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”

Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”

Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”

Nick: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.”

Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”

Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”

Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.”

 

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65 Replies to ““New Girl: The Complete Second Season” DVD Giveaway [ENDED]”

  1. Cece: “When you’re going through a “Taylor Swift-like range of emotions,” I should come over, right?”

    -or-

    Nick’s stripper girlfriend: “By the way, you’ve been really cool about the Jamiroquai tattoo on my butt.”

  2. Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”

  3. Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest

  4. My favorite is:

    Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”

  5. Winston: There’s nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.

  6. Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”

  7. “I’ve done give me that hat, but for me it was more like, ‘Here, take my hat.'” – Schmidt, Season 1, Thanksgiving Episode

  8. Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”

  9. Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”

    I just love Nick!!

  10. “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  11. Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  12. Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”

  13. Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  14. Jess: “The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!”
    Guy: “It’s really a medical issue.”

  15. Nick ends up at the restaurant alone. He calls Schmidt. “This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with,” he says.

  16. So hard to decide. I love them all!

    Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”

  17. Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”

  18. Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  19. Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”

  20. Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.”

  21. can i say that I have never seen this but really really really want to and yes, I’ll start with the Second season no problemo!

  22. I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”

  23. Love this show! I love Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.” but really none of them are not hilarious!

  24. I am entering your “New Girl:The Complete Second Season” DVD Giveaway.
    In response to your question of
    What is your favorite one-liners from the second season?
    My favorite is from Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
    Thank you for having this giveaway!!!!!!!!

  25. My favorite one-liner from the second season is the following one from Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  26. Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”

  27. Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”

  28. Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”

  29. Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.” lol

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