4K Review: “HIM”

Starring: Marlon Wayans, Tyriq Withers and Julia Fox
Directed by: Justin Tipping
Rated: R
Running Time: 96 minutes
Universal Pictures

 

Our Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars
4K Score: 4 out of 5 Stars

 

Before walking into “HIM,” I had a simple question: has there ever been a football horror film? I couldn’t find one. Even the broader category of “sports horror” is practically empty. So right out of the gate, “HIM” earns points for originality.

Football, as the film’s opening reminds us, is already horrifying. The violence, the obsession, the broken bodies; it’s all there. The movie starts with a gruesome on-field injury, echoing Joe Theismann’s infamous leg break. The victim? Football legend Isaiah White (Marlon Wayans), who somehow recovers to lead the San Antonio Saviors to eight championships. Witnessing that trauma is a young Cam Cade (Tyriq Withers), who goes on to become a rising star and, eventually, White’s successor. But first Cam has to prove his worth as he’s invited to train at White’s mysterious desert compound. That’s when the real nightmare begins.

“HIM” takes big swings at the intersection of religion, fame, and athleticism. Sometimes the metaphors overlap. Sometimes you wonder if the movie is talking about sports, God, trauma, or all of the above. The confusion is intentional. Football’s fanatical culture and Sunday rituals mirror organized religion. When Cam arrives at White’s compound, he finds unhinged White fans tailgating outside the gates. They also don’t appear to ever leave, as if these paint covered loons are living in a kind of sports-themed purgatory.

The film chooses absurdism over realism, and that choice mostly works. The criticism isn’t directed squarely at football. European soccer fans can be just as rabid. The criticism seems to be more directed at our broader cultural obsession with sports and spectacle. And visually, “HIM” gets a lot right: the soundtrack hits, the aesthetics pop, and the editing leans into the madness. It sometimes leans heavy into the style over substance, much like “American Horror Story” has.

At the heart of it all is Cam, caught between the powers of the football machine and the pleas of his family to simply be careful. Withers is a decent lead, but Wayans is absolutely electric as Isaiah White, delivering unhinged lines with just enough restraint to make you lean in. There’s a mania behind his eyes that sells the idea of a man completely consumed by sports, by fans, by power.

“HIM” doesn’t always know how to weave its themes cleanly, but it’s still a hell of a ride. It’s smart, surreal, and timely. With football season in full swing and America’s appetite for violence still unshaken, this is a horror story tailor-made for our times. It could’ve dug deeper, sure. But what’s here is bold and unforgettable. It’s a first-of-its-kind football hellscape that makes the gridiron seem toothless.



4K Features

 

Audio Commentary with Director/Co-Writer Justin Tippping: The solo commentary allows for Tipping to really fill each scene with factoids about the shoot.

 

Alternate Ending: Without giving any spoilers, this ending may have been just as nutty.

 

Deleted End Credits Scene: Again, without spoiling, this is something that certainly would have added a more mysterious flavor to an already mysterious ending.

 

Deleted Scenes: There are only five deleted scenes here and like most deleted scenes, it’s easy to see why they’ve been removed.

 

Becoming Them: Withers and Wayans talk about how they prepared for their athletic roles, which wasa more than just training and building muscle.

 

The Sport of Filmmaking: It’s interesting to see how the look of the film came together.

Anatomy of a Scene: This feature breaks down two interesting scenes, although not the scenes you’d think.

 

Hymns of a G.O.A.T.: A behind-the-scenes feature dealing with the film’s soundtrack.

 

Film Review: “Die My Love”

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Robert Pattinson and LaKeith Stanfield
Directed by: Lynne Ramsay
Rated: R
Running Time: 118 minutes
Mubi

 

Our Score: 3 out of 5 Stars

 

How much does a performance really factor into a film? We point to Tom Hanks in The Ladykillers or Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad as examples of actors who outshine the movies around them. You could say the same for Jennifer Lawrence in mother!. And now, you can say it again in Die My Love.

 

When we meet Grace (Lawrence), she’s moving into her new home with Jackson (Robert Pattinson). The New York couple is looking for a quieter life in rural Montana as they prepare to start a family. We see them laugh, play, talk nonsense, screw, and then the baby arrives. Things start to unravel as Grace, a writer, hits a wall. She snaps at a cashier (and honestly, who wouldn’t?), grows increasingly hostile toward her husband, imagines an affair, tears apart the bathroom, and sometimes wields a gun. If you haven’t picked up on it yet, this film is #tradwifegonewrong. Or maybe it’s postpartum depression.

 

As someone who will never experience that firsthand, I can’t say for sure how authentic the depiction is. But “Die My Love” clearly has more on its mind than the psychological unraveling of motherhood. It’s also thumbing its nose at traditional family ideals. The kind where the mother is expected to handle everything while the husband works. That’s exactly what Jackson seems to want, and everyone around Grace reinforces it. As a free spirit, Grace wasn’t built for that life, and it appears it’s too late to abandon ship.

 

By the end, it’s difficult to tell what’s real, what’s imagined, or even when we are in Grace’s timeline. The film sprinkles in visual clues to keep us grounded, but by the third unexplained appearance from LaKeith Stanfield, I started wondering if “Die My Love” was less interested in coherence and more fascinated with seeing how far Lawrence could carry the chaos. Boy, does she ever.

 

She’s delivered plenty of great performances before, but this one is absolutely feral. Instead of chewing the scenery, she claws, nips, and digs her furious fingers into it with rage and childlike amusement. You can see emotions flash through her eyes like lightning. In seconds, Grace shifts from a rage-filled mother to a carefree teenager. It’s incredibly believable that Lawrence, a real-life mother, is channeling something carnal and unfiltered. It’s the kind of performance that feels ripped from a real person’s private spiral.

 

But the jumbled narrative never seems interested in telling or even hinting at what’s actually happening. It misuses its climax and ends with a whimper. “Die My Love” collapses under its own weight. The motherhood nightmare is too scattered to hold its own ideas. But Lawrence keeps it alive, barely, beautifully. It might not work as a story, but as a showcase for what she’s capable of, it’s magnetic. Sometimes that’s enough.

 

Blu-Ray Review: “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever”

Starring: Judy Greer, Pete Holmes and Molly Belle Wright
Directed by: Dallas Jenkins
Rated: PG
Running Time: 99 minutes
Lionsgate

 

Film Score: 3 out of 5 Stars
Blu-Ray Score: 4 out of 5 Stars

 

Surface level. Cheesy. Goofy. Just a few things I’ve said about bad films in the past. But during Christmas, it’s different. Christmas is the time of year when people willingly watch movies that would be unwatchable any other time of year. You don’t bust out the hot cocoa on a muggy July day. You do it when it’s cold. You do it when there’s snow in the forecast. You do it when your home has the twinkle of holiday lights. Enter “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.”

 

Based on a book I never read or had read to me, the film follows Beth Bradley (Molly Belle Wright as the young version, Lauren Graham as the older narrator) as she reflects on a chaotic Christmas in the 1970s. Her mother Grace (Judy Greer) gets roped into directing the town’s 75th Christmas pageant for the first time ever. Also, for the first time ever,  the Herdmans get in the Christmas spirit. 

 

The Herdmans are a ragtag group of six siblings with a runaway dad, an absent mom, and reputations as the town’s most feared juvenile delinquents. They bully, steal, punch people in the face, and force their way into the pageant. Residents are getting ready to clutch their pearls, but the Herdmans may not be giving them a lump of coal. If you’ve ever seen a Christmas movie, you know exactly where this is headed.

 

I watched this in October while my wife was already decking the halls and wrapping presents. So, sure, maybe I was adjacent to the Christmas spirit. Maybe that’s why I didn’t outright reject the movie, even as it made me roll my eyes. I may have even wanted cocoa while watching.

 

There’s charm here. Greer is always great, and the child actors fully embrace their roles as miniature chaos agents on a redemption arc. That arc, along with the film’s overt Christian themes, walks a fine line between sweet and Sunday school sermon. At times, it feels like you’re being bludgeoned by a moral lesson about how the Bible fixes everything, but at least it’s core message is a decent one: the idea of welcoming outsiders, no matter how rough around the edges, because that’s what Christ would’ve done.

 

“The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” is fine if you grew up with the book or want a little more Jesus in your Christmas lineup. If not, there’s probably more comfort (and less preachiness) in your average Hallmark rom-com. The movie has its heart in the right place, but it just doesn’t quite know what to say without mixing in a sermon.

 

Blu-Ray Features

 

Audio Commentary with Director Dallas Jenkins and Producer Kevin Downes

 

Herding the Kids: This feature shows what it’s like to try and wrangle multiple children on set.

 

Director’s Diary: This is a good complimentary feature to the commentary.

 

All About the Pageantry: Creating the Look: A mild look at creating the film’s background and set.

 

Legacy of the Christmas Pageant: Cast and crew talk about their own Christmas pageants.

 

The Least of These: Another complimentary director feature in which Jenkins talks about how he learned about the story.

 

Bloopers

 

Deleted Scenes

 

Theatrical Trailer

Film Review: “After the Hunt”

Starring: Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri and Andrew Garfield
Directed by: Luca Guadagnino
Rated: R
Running Time: 139 minutes
Amazon MGM Studios

Our Score: 1.5 out of 5 Stars

The last time I saw Julia Roberts on screen was “Ben is Back.” She’s still got it. The last time I saw a Luca Guadagnino film was last year’s “Challengers” and “Queer.” He’s still got it too. But despite those strengths, the two powerhouses find themselves stuck in the middle of a true mess with “After the Hunt.”

Roberts plays Alma Imhoff, an esteemed philosophy professor at Yale, whose world begins to unravel when one of her star students, Maggie (Ayo Edebiri), accuses Henrik Gibson (Andrew Garfield), a younger colleague of Alma’s, of sexual misconduct. Early on, we see that Maggie idolizes Alma; and the feeling appears mutual. That’s what makes Alma’s response so jarringly cold and standoffish. Instead of leaning in, she recoils.

The film sets itself up to tackle complex and timely themes like power, mentorship, and the #MeToo movement. But what follows is a series of disconnected moments and odd tonal choices. Character motivations feel vague or inconsistent. Dialogue is shallow. The entire production feels like no one, from director to composer, knew what kind of movie they were making.

Guadagnino’s direction is technically competent, but frequently puzzling. He lingers on characters without telling us why. He cuts to close-ups of hands fidgeting or flipping through pages as if trying to signal meaning, yet those moments never build toward any visual motif or narrative depth.

The cast is difficult to fault, given how erratically their characters are written. Take Frederick (Michael Stuhlbarg), Alma’s husband. Most of the time, he’s calm and supportive. But during a crucial dinner scene between Alma and Maggie, he suddenly transforms into an immature, attention-seeking pecker. He gets the feeling that he needs to excuse himself. Instead of confirming this suspicious, he externalizes his dissatisfaction, and blasts classical music in another room. But he’s not done. He mopes theatrically in and out of the dinner scene like a ghost. It’s not a scene that deepens the drama; it derails it.

And then there’s the score. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have delivered award-winning soundtracks before, but here their music feels confused and abrasive. It implies tension that never materializes or crashes into scenes with jarring intensity, like a kid slamming piano keys out of frustration. It’s the perfect metaphor for the film itself, noise without purpose.

Most frustrating is the absence of any resolution or thematic payoff. I kept waiting for the “ah-ha” moment, something that would recontextualize the chaos or clarify the muddled tone. But it never comes. Instead, the film ends with the same smug superficiality that defines its characters. “After the Hunt” wants to say something profound about power, privilege, and institutional silence, but it never earns its place in that conversation. It feels like a thesis paper written the hour before it’s due.

4K Review: “Nobody 2”

Starring: Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen, John Ortiz
Directed by: Timo Tjahjanto
Rated: R
Running Time: 89 minutes
Universal Pictures

Movie Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars
4K Score: 2 out of 5 Stars

Where was there to go after 2021’s “Nobody,” the suburban-dad-as-assassin sleeper hit? You’d expect Derek Kolstad, the creator of “John Wick,” to expand the world of Hutch (Bob Odenkirk). You’d expect him to introduce new allies, explore past enemies, and deepen the mythology of Hutch. Instead, “Nobody 2” takes a hard roundhouse kick left: it’s time for Hutch to take the family on a nostalgic summer road trip.

This time around, Hutch (Bob Odenkirk) is struggling to keep up. He’s rarely home, bouncing between violent freelance gigs to pay off the debt he racked up in the first film. His wife drinks alone at the dinner table and his kids barely see him outside of breakfast small talk. We even get the sense that divorce and alienation is around the corner. To save his marriage and reconnect with his family, Hutch piles everyone into a van and heads to Plummerville, a water park he visited as a kid. Trouble, of course, is waiting for him.

The chaos includes a corrupt amusement park owner (a grounded John Ortiz), a small-town sheriff oozing smug entitlement (Colin Hanks, doing what he does best in a jerk role), and a Russian gang leader played by Sharon Stone, who tears through scenes like a villainous vulture gnawing on a carcass. The plot may be thin, but the characters liven it up. Once again, Odenkirk grounds the mayhem with his unique blend of exasperated dad and quietly lethal badass.

The film’s biggest asset is its tight 89-minute runtime, about 20 minutes leaner than most action flicks. Whether by necessity or design, it understands that time is precious and that a quick jolt of adrenaline can be just as satisfying as a full-course meal. That said, there are still a few slow spots, and even Odenkirk’s charisma can’t mask every lull. “Nobody 2” may not be as fresh or impactful as the first, but it offers a tiki drink of an experience. It’s light, fast, and playfully violent. It’s a late-summer treat, perfect for when you need one last splash of cinematic fun before the season ends.

4K Review

Deleted Scenes: There are 8 deleted/extended scenes on this feature. As I say most times, you can see why these were left on the cutting room floor.

Nobody 2: The Fight Continues: This feature talks with the cast and crew about what they were looking to add and bring back for this sequel.

Nobody Does Stunts Like Us: This feature, which I wish was longer, talks with Odenkirk and the stunt team about designing the film’s fight sequences.

Film Review: “A House of Dynamite”

Starring: Idris Elba, Rebecca Ferguson and Gabriel Basso
Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow
Rated: NR
Running Time: 112 minutes
Netflix

Our Score: 4 out of 5 Stars

Anxiety is reaching a fever pitch. Economic instability, inflation, crime, war, political violence…seriously, take your pick. Meanwhile, social media fans all the flames, and in 2025, Kathryn Bigelow adds another spark to the blaze: nuclear dread. “A House of Dynamite” unfolds in near real-time over the course of about 30 minutes, as military officials, White House staff, and intelligence agencies scramble to respond to an ICBM launch from the Pacific. Who fired it? Why? Can it be stopped? Where is it headed? And, ultimately…does any of it even matter?

The genius of “A House of Dynamite” isn’t its story, which remains simple, but the slow, sinking pit it forms in your stomach. Bigelow has always enjoyed making you squirm in your seat. I watched her last film, “Detroit,” at home and it allowed me to pause the film so that I could take an emotional break. “A House of Dynamite” kept me trapped in a dark theater with its escalating discomfort as it became clear, alongside the characters, that answers may not prevent the inevitable: global nuclear war.

Told from three different perspectives, we watch key players and others react with human fragility: a trembling hand on a wedding ring, a silent phone call to a loved one, a stunned stare into nothing. Bigelow frames the film with such raw intensity that you feel trapped alongside them. And while the film runs only 112 minutes, its central premise, those first 30 minutes post-launch, does stretch thin by the final act. A tighter 90-minute runtime might have enhanced its claustrophobic urgency.

The film isn’t political; unless you’re pro-nuclear holocaust. “A House of Dynamite” offers no comfort in the face of crisis. We’re always told that adults are in charge and everything will be fine. With nukes on the line, even the adults in the room (fictional or otherwise) are powerless. They may know the protocols, have the plans, run the drills. But when it actually happens…does it make a difference? Does it even matter?

Bigelow doesn’t rely on post-apocalyptic horrors like “The Day After” or “Threads.” There’s no gallows humor à la “Dr. Strangelove,” and no morality play like “Oppenheimer.” Instead, she delivers a bleak, tension-drenched thriller that insists on one terrifying idea: tech fails, people lie, and when the moment comes, the response is tragically bureaucratic. “A House of Dynamite” doesn’t build toward a catharsis, it loops through dread.

It’s not the kind of film you’ll want to watch twice, unless you’re a glutton for punishment. There’s no reward in rewatching events you already know are futile. The outcome is clear from the first frame, and yet we, like the characters, continue trying to make sense of it. That’s Bigelow’s ultimate point. The danger isn’t just nuclear weapons, but how little time we’d have, how unprepared we’d still be, and how devastatingly human we remain when the clock starts ticking. In those 30ish minutes, “A House of Dynamite” explores military command, institutional reaction, and personal despair. Each is a different side of the same deadly die, one we may yet roll.

Film Review: “V/H/S Halloween”

Directed by: Bryan M. Ferguson, Casper Kelly, Micheline Pitt-Norman, R.H. Norman, Alex Ross Perry, Paco Plaza and Anna Zlokovic
Rated: NR
Running Time: 115 minutes
Shudder

Our Score: 4 out of 5 Stars

Any time a filmmaker invokes Halloween in the title, or sets a story on All Hallows’ Eve, they invite scrutiny. It’s a built-in promise: deliver ghouls, thrills, nostalgia, and enough mayhem to satisfy the most haunted corners of our brains. The eighth entry in the “V/H/S” anthology franchise embraces that challenge head-on. It seemed inevitable since 2021, when the series began dropping a new found footage anthology every October, mixing horror veterans and newcomers into a blender of unpredictable storytelling. Now that “V/H/S” has finally pulled the trigger on Halloween, did they pull off a trick or a treat?

The wraparound story, “Diet Phantasma,” feels like Sam Raimi directing “Halloween III.” It follows scientists testing a soda infused with poltergeists, with gloriously gruesome results. If you thought earlier V/H/S films lacked in body counts, this segment makes up for any shortfall with gleeful, over-the-top carnage. The simple premise is absurd and excessive in all the right ways. It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t connect all the others, it’s simply trying to one-up everyone.

If the wraparound didn’t knock you for a loop, then “Coochie Coochie Coo” will. It’s a nightmare of gestation and grotesquery. Two teens out trick-or-treating stumble into a postpartum hellscape filled with horrifying baby-faced creatures and graphic lactation visuals. It’s weird, unsettling, and will scar parents and teens in very different ways.

The next short, “Ut Supra Sic Infra,” from “REC” co-creator Paco Plaza, is sadly the weakest short of the bunch. It doesn’t take full advantage of the found footage format or bring anything new to the party. Cops, attempting to figure out what led up to a deadly scene, find themselves becoming a part of the next deadly scene. Nothing memorable. Fortunately, it’s short and quickly gives way to “Fun Size,” a demented Adult Swim–style fever dream about greedy teens who defy the classic “please take one” candy rule. Their punishment? A Willy Wonka–esque descent into candy-coated abandoned warehouse doom. It’s goofy, gory, and rewatchable in all its sugar-fueled chaos. Never have gumballs and silly costumed characters been this deadly.

Then comes “Kidprint,” the anthology’s darkest and most grounded short. This short unearths a horrifying truth behind missing children and a local video store. It’s the only segment that fully explores Halloween’s thematic potential: loss of innocence, hidden evil, and the darkness in everyday people. It’s a bleak breather, tonally distinct and all the better for it. While it may not have the same zippy fun as the others, it reminds us that any good Halloween should have some creeps and scares.

“Home Haunt” offers us a unique bow before letting “Diet Phantasma” close things out. This Halloween crowd-pleaser might trigger a lot of happy memories for viewers: a DIY haunted house. I definitely had one in my neighborhood, but this suburban house haunt becomes too real after the homeowner plays a mysterious vinyl record. It’s clever, campy, and carries the right mix of nostalgia and nastiness.

“V/H/S Halloween” captures the essence of this time of year by being consistently violent, funny and at times unsettling. Every short, with the exception of “Ut Supra Sic Infra,” leans into Halloween aesthetics, traditions, or anxieties. While the stories don’t connect narratively, the seasonal spirit binds them with orange-and-black twine. There’s a reckless energy here that captures what Halloween feels like for people like me, costumed chaos, sugar rushes, and the lurking fear that something in the dark is more real than you think.

Film Review: “The Smashing Machine”

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt and Ryan Bader
Directed by: Benny Safdie
Rated: R
Running Time: 123 minutes
A24

Our Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars

Every now and then, a film comes along that isn’t great in the traditional sense, but it features a performance that redefines how we view an actor. “The Whale,” “The Wrestler” and “Leaving Las Vegas” are the gold standard here. These films are remembered as much for their raw performances as their narratives. Add “The Smashing Machine” to that list.

Set between 1997 and 2000, the film follows real-life MMA fighter Mark Kerr (Dwayne Johnson), a powerhouse trying to stay relevant through the early days of the UFC and the Japanese PRIDE league. While Kerr trains and fights with intensity, he also battles drug addiction, feelings of inadequacy, and a volatile relationship with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Dawn (Emily Blunt).

“The Smashing Machine” doesn’t reinvent biopics. The cinematography and storytelling are fairly standard, even pedestrian at times. What elevates the movie is Johnson and Blunt’s fully committed performances. Their love is messy, obsessive, and often toxic. Every confrontation, every long silence, feels lived in. These are career-best moments for both actors. Blunt may actually be the true powerhouse of the film with her wild emotional swings, but Johnson isn’t too far behind. Even in his quieter moments, we sense and see the tension building inside the gentle giant.

Those expecting a deep dive into Kerr’s addiction or the psychology behind his relationship may leave disappointed. For that, you’ll need to queue up the 2002 HBO documentary “The Smashing Machine.” Director Benny Safdie clearly admires Kerr, but he often chooses mood over clarity. The film hints at trauma and dependency, but rarely explores them with depth. Johnson’s moments of vacant staring and trembling silence, while sometimes excellent in their own regard, beg for more context.

Still, as far as sports biopics go, this one makes a compelling choice: it zooms in on an inherently unheroic and specific three-year window. Most sports films focus on triumph or redemption, because that’s how a good sports movie is supposed to be, right? “The Smashing Machine” is more interested in the fracture point, when greatness begins to crumble. It’s a quiet descent from invincible to vulnerable, and Johnson sells every inch of that slide. While it may not be Safdie’s strongest effort, “The Smashing Machine” could be a defining moment in Johnson’s acting career. It’s not a knockout of a film, but it lands where it counts.

Film Review: “She Loved Blossoms More”

Starring: Panos Papadopoulos, Juli Katsis and Aris Balis
Directed by: Yannis Veslemes
Rated: NR
Running Time: 88 minutes
Dark Sky Films

 

Our Score: 3 out of 5 Stars

 

Lovecraftian. Horny. Bizarre. Carnal. Those are probably the four most prominent words that popped up in my mind during “She Loved Blossoms More,” a time-travel fever dream filled with vaginal-looking creatures, Freudian brothers, drugs, and enough “what the hell am I watching?” moments to last the rest of the year. Writer-director Yannis Veslemes takes a deceptively simple premise and goes absolutely hog wild with it for 88 minutes. Throughout its runtime, Veslemes refuses to tell you what’s going on while daring you to look away.

 

The plot, if you can call it that, revolves around three oddly-named brothers: Hedgehog (Panos Papadopoulos), Dummy (Juli Katsis) and Paris (Aris Balis). They’re attempting to bring their mother back-to-life with a time machine. Of course, we pick up towards the tail end of their experimentations, which involve a lot of unfortunate livestock. They live together in what feels like a gothic mausoleum of maternal obsession. The time machine? Looks like they borrowed design tips from “The Fly.” 

 

But what actually happens in this movie? A lot of inexplicable imagery is treated as disturbingly normal. One brother chats with a vulva snake. Another has sex while his sibling fingers a chicken (and not in the way you think). I’m not spelling cherrypicking out of context scenes either, the whole movie feels like this. If I gave any more examples, I’d be accused of watching a serial killer’s wet dream laced with mommy issues.

 

Is that what the film is ultimately about? Mommy issues? Maybe. “She Loved Blossoms More” doesn’t hand over answers easily. It demands your sharpest attention and maybe multiple viewings, but ironically, the shock of the visuals is also what makes it hard to revisit. Once that novelty wears off, you’re left hoping the film had given you more narrative breadcrumbs the first time around.

 

That’s my biggest gripe: Veslemes keeps you at arm’s length, withholding just enough to frustrate. Maybe there are culturally specific metaphors or symbols I’m missing as an American viewer. At one point, a trollish goblin pops up that looks like something out of Epcot’s Norway Pavilion. Does it mean anything? Is it just another weird detour? Who knows.

 

If I had to gamble (which I wouldn’t because this movie’s too chaotic to bet on), I’d say the message is that life is a deliriously silly thing to be enjoyed before it overwhelms us with grief. These brothers are trapped in memory loops, maybe even false ones fed to them by their father, who might be the brains behind the time machine. The boys aren’t remembering their mother. They’re recreating someone else’s haunted idea of her. They make off hand remarks like, “She loved horror movies.” That’s about as deep as her characterization goes, yet the boys appear to be hungry for something more tangible.

 

Still, for viewers looking for a cinematic challenge that aren’t afraid of grotesque sexual imagery, “She Loved Blossoms More” is a delight. It’s proudly alienating, arguably clever, and defiantly uninterested in mainstream attitudes, even the horror conventions that it’s clearly marketing to. It doesn’t care whether you like it or understand it; and that’s kind of the point. It feels like Veslemes is trying to decode his own nonsensical dream while letting you watch, gape-jawed.

4K Review: M3GAN 2.0

Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw and Ivanna Sakhno
Directed by: Gerard Johnstone
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 120 minutes
Universal Pictures

 

Film Score: 2 out of 5 Stars
4K Score: 3 out of 5 Stars

 

In a year packed with excellent horror, it’s easy to forget about “M3GAN 2.0.” That’s partly because it had some stiff competition like “Weapons” and “Sinners,” and partly because the sequel abandons horror almost entirely, trading killer doll vibes for… a techno-spy thriller? It feels like the goal was to do what “Terminator 2” did, which was to evolve the threat into something more complex and maybe even heroic. But instead of building on what made 2022’s “M3GAN” effective, this follow-up takes a wild genre swerve and lands in messy, half-baked territory.

Two years after the events of the first film, Gemma (Allison Williams) has become an advocate for responsible AI. That’s not what everyone wants to hear though. Gemma’s immense tech background brings her face-to-face with military officials on the hunt for AMELIA (Ivanna Sakhno), a rogue AI android who’s gone off the leash. Enter M3GAN, who turns out she’s not quite dead and has an offer: Give her a body, and she’ll help take down AMELIA.

That pitch could’ve worked. But watching the original just days before seeing “M3GAN 2.0” really highlighted the disconnect. We go from a cold-blooded AI willing to kill anyone to protect a child (Cady, played again by Violet McGraw), to a convoluted international plot involving assassinations, G20 meetings, and a shadowy tech macguffin. The tonal whiplash is real. Going from slasherbot to spy queen isn’t so subtle.

M3GAN’s transition from horror icon to a feminist James Bond happens so fast you either buy in completely or check out. I found myself somewhere in the middle. M3GAN still has the sarcastic one-liners and chaotic energy, but now she’s positioned as a full-on hero. The morally gray, unpredictable edge that made her interesting is stripped away. What’s left feels like what Disney might do if it bought the IP and wanted to sell plush dolls at Target.

It’s not that the ideas behind “M3GAN 2.0” are bad. They’re actually kind of fun. But the execution doesn’t match the ambition. At two hours, the silliness wears thin. Once the novelty of watching M3GAN quip and kill again wears off, you’re left with a plot that feels like it was written in committee the night before shooting started. That said, the unrated version offers a bit more of what some fans like me wanted: blood, mayhem, and sharper edges. “M3GAN 2.0” is best enjoyed with very little brain computing power, but once you start turning the gears of thought, you’re going to be disappointed. 

 

4K Review

 

Total Upgrade: Making M3GAN 2.0: Get a behind the scenes look from the cast and crew about the sequel.

 

Droid DNA: Having attended a panel at SDCC this past year about the costumes in “M3GAN 2.0,” I’m slightly surprised that it isn’t included with this look at the film’s droids.

 

The Art of Slaying: A look at how the special effects team brought the film’s action sequences to bloody life.

 

Scene Breakdown: Embrace AI Convention: This feature goes over the film’s best sequence, a dance battle that turns into…well…a regular battle.

 

Film Review: “Megadoc”

Directed by: Mike Figgis
Rated: NR
Running Time: 107 minutes
Utopia

 

Our Score: 3 out of 5 Stars

 

I haven’t yet rewatched Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,” which I really want to do—just to figure out whether it’s pure nonsense or a manic artistic vision. Right now, it’s unavailable for streaming and you can’t buy it online (at least legally). The closest I could get to watching 2024’s most ambitious disaster was “Megadoc,” a behind-the-scenes documentary about the making of Coppola’s passion project.

 

“Megadoc” follows the film’s multi-year production, plagued by walkouts, firings, clashing egos, and chaos at nearly every turn. For a lot of people, this will immediately call “Apocalypse Now” to mind. But while “Hearts of Darkness” deepened the mythos of that film, “Megadoc” feels more like an obituary for a movie that bombed so hard it cost Coppola over $100 million of his own money.

 

It starts off promising, showing Coppola rallying the cast and crew for what’s clearly going to be a strange ride. And I say strange because his directorial style seems deliberately murky. At times, it’s like he waits for someone to make a decision just so he can reject it. The most fascinating dynamic here is between Coppola and Shia LaBeouf. They come off like an old married couple who’ve given up on divorce and settled into bitter codependence.

 

Amid the madness, there is a real creative passion. Coppola is hell-bent on realizing a sprawling vision that might not even be fully formed in his own head. But as months turn into years, you start to wonder if the real world is evolving faster than Coppola can keep up. Watching him wrestle with something this big, something that may no longer even make sense to him, is compelling. But I couldn’t help wondering what the documentary left out.

 

Sometimes it feels like the camera kicks in after the storm has passed, or just before it breaks. At times, it mirrors the messiness of “Megalopollis” itself, jumping through time, glossing over tension, and ending right at the film’s premiere. It’s long, yet still feels like it had more to say.

 

Still, “Megadoc” is a compelling watch. Not perfect, but for people like me who are drawn to stories about cinematic trainwrecks, it hits the spot. It plays right into the narrative that “Megalopolis” is some kind of creative Frankenstein; confused, misunderstood, and borderline delusional. If you haven’t seen the film, “Megadoc” might seem like an exercise in self-inflicted wounds. If you have, it’s a chaotic but necessary companion piece.

 

Film Review: “HIM”

Starring: Marlon Wayans, Tyriq Withers and Julia Fox
Directed by: Justin Tipping
Rated: R
Running Time: 96 minutes
Universal Pictures

 

Our Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars

 

Before walking into “HIM,” I had a simple question: has there ever been a football horror film? I couldn’t find one. Even the broader category of “sports horror” is practically empty. So right out of the gate, “HIM” earns points for originality.

 

Football, as the film’s opening reminds us, is already horrifying. The violence, the obsession, the broken bodies; it’s all there. The movie starts with a gruesome on-field injury, echoing Joe Theismann’s infamous leg break. The victim? Football legend Isaiah White (Marlon Wayans), who somehow recovers to lead the San Antonio Saviors to eight championships. Witnessing that trauma is a young Cam Cade (Tyriq Withers), who goes on to become a rising star and, eventually, White’s successor. But first Cam has to prove his worth as he’s invited to train at White’s mysterious desert compound. That’s when the real nightmare begins.

 

“HIM” takes big swings at the intersection of religion, fame, and athleticism. Sometimes the metaphors overlap. Sometimes you wonder if the movie is talking about sports, God, trauma, or all of the above. The confusion is intentional. Football’s fanatical culture and Sunday rituals mirror organized religion. When Cam arrives at White’s compound, he finds unhinged White fans tailgating outside the gates. They also don’t appear to ever leave, as if these paint covered loons are living in a kind of sports-themed purgatory.

 

The film chooses absurdism over realism, and that choice mostly works. The criticism isn’t directed squarely at football. European soccer fans can be just as rabid. The criticism seems to be more directed at our broader cultural obsession with sports and spectacle. And visually, “HIM” gets a lot right: the soundtrack hits, the aesthetics pop, and the editing leans into the madness. It sometimes leans heavy into the style over substance, much like “American Horror Story” has.

 

At the heart of it all is Cam, caught between the powers of the football machine and the pleas of his family to simply be careful. Withers is a decent lead, but Wayans is absolutely electric as Isaiah White, delivering unhinged lines with just enough restraint to make you lean in. There’s a mania behind his eyes that sells the idea of a man completely consumed by sports, by fans, by power.



“HIM” doesn’t always know how to weave its themes cleanly, but it’s still a hell of a ride. It’s smart, surreal, and timely. With football season in full swing and America’s appetite for violence still unshaken, this is a horror story tailor-made for our times. It could’ve dug deeper, sure. But what’s here is bold and unforgettable. It’s a first-of-its-kind football hellscape that makes the gridiron seem toothless.

 

Film Review: “Super Happy Fun Clown”

Starring: Jennifer Seward, Nicole Hall and Matt Leisy
Directed by: Patrick Rea
Rated: No Rating
Running Time: 87 minutes

Our Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars

In a world where Art the Clown is known for brutality, Pennywise for childhood trauma, and Frendo for generational dread, what exactly do we get from Jenn-O? In “Super Happy Fun Clown,” director Patrick Rea and writer Eric Winkler introduce us to a very different kind of killer clown. Jenn-O (played with unnerving charm by Jennifer Seward) isn’t supernatural or fueled by rage; she’s a wide-eyed dreamer whose love for clowning masks a much darker undercurrent.

From the jump, we see that Jen’s childhood was marked by trauma and abuse. Clowning starts as innocent escapism, but that coping mechanism calcifies over time. As an adult, she uses that same cheery persona to endure a deadbeat husband, a judgmental mother, and a bleak reality. But behind the smiles, pantomiming and pastel makeup is darkness. Her room is a shrine to serial killers like Ted Bundy and Aileen Wuornos. And soon, her fascination with them turns into something much more hands-on.

Jen is oddly relatable, but there’s a lingering sense of evil that slowly builds throughout the film. As “Super Happy Fun Clown” shifts from psychological character study to full-blown slasher, the tonal change feels slightly off. It’s not clear whether it would’ve worked better as a straight-up descent into madness or a traditional bloodbath. But the unease in Seward’s eyes and Rea’s direction helps build a tension that is undeniable.

Seward is the glue holding this bloody mess together. She embodies both Jen and Jenn-O with a startling range. In one moment, she’s childlike and hopeful, and in the next, she’s disturbingly gleeful in her kills. Her performance makes you question whether you’re supposed to root for her, even as the body count rises. That ambiguity is what elevates “Super Happy Fun Clown” above most B-movie slashers.

DVD Review: “The White Lotus” Season 3

Starring: Leslie Bibb, Carrie Coon and Walton Goggins
Rated: TV-MA
Running Time: 514 minutes
HBO

TV Show Score: 3 out of 5 Stars
DVD Score: 4 out of 5 Stars

If you haven’t heard of “The White Lotus,” you might be missing out on HBO’s most bizarre, sexually charged, and darkly comical series. Each season drops us into the lives of the wildly privileged—wannabe elites, crumbling rich families, emotionally wrecked resort staff, and characters drowning in their own flaws and contradictions.
Season 3 trades Sicily for Thailand and introduces a trio of longtime girlfriends: one more successful than the rest, one trying to balance motherhood, and one a high-powered attorney who’s quietly falling apart. Along for the ride is a mysterious older man and his too-young trophy girlfriend, whose presence unspools much of this season’s mystery. Then there’s the Ratliff family, each member on a personal quest that has nothing to do with togetherness and everything to do with selfishness.

As someone who lives in the lower-to-average-middle-class tax bracket, part of “The White Lotus’” charm is watching these rich folks stew in their own dysfunction. It’s almost cathartic. You root for the underpaid hotel workers. You laugh at the cluelessness of the elite. And you brace for the inevitable disaster.

Season 3 spices things up by introducing Eastern religion and cultural taboos, especially in how Western characters bump up against a society with very different ideas about sex, spirituality, and self-control. It’s a bold thematic shift, and for the most part, it works.

What doesn’t work as well is the landing. While prior seasons stuck the finale, this one stumbles. Thematically, it’s all there—class struggle, spiritual unraveling, absurdist satire—but the final note just doesn’t ring as loudly or as cleverly. And that’s a shame, because the setup is stellar.

Still, there’s plenty to enjoy: the sharp performances (Parker Posey, Walton Goggins, Sam Rockwell, and Natasha Rothwell all shine), the biting dialogue, and Mike White’s knack for satire. But White may want to rethink how he closes out Season 4 because Season 3 fizzles more than it should.

DVD Features

Unpacking the Episodes

Invitation to Set: Welcome to Thailand

Get to Know

Thai Tea

Closet Tour

4K Review: Jurassic World: Rebirth

Starring: Scarlett Johannson, Mahersha Ali and Jonathan Bailey
Directed by: Gareth Edwards
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 133 minutes
Universal Pictures

 

Film Score: 1 out of 5 Stars
4K Score: 4.5 out of 5 Stars

 

We had a 14-year break between “Jurassic Park III” and “Jurassic World.” Time away from the constantly calamitous dinosaur park made us appreciate it again when the doors swung back open. I’m not saying we need another 14-year dry spell, but after watching “Jurassic World: Rebirth,” I’m beginning to think the creative team and writers need one. 

 

17 years after a candy bar wrapper (not making this up) left a trail of devastation and chaos at a secret island lab, Earth’s environment is now too hostile for most of the dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures once resurrected. In a hail mary pharma-fueled effort to save humanity, a shady biotech firm assembles a ragtag crew to return to the long-abandoned, off-limits island of Ile Saint-Hubert. Led by Scarlett Johannson (don’t remember the names, or else you’ll get attached when they become dino snacks) and extract genetic material from the world’s last prehistoric specimens.

 

I’m not saying the premise is dumb. It’s a dinosaur movie. The narrative and ideas it posits gets in the way of perfectly fine escapism. The opening sequence makes sure to hammer in two asinine facts: No one cares dinosaurs are escaping zoos and dying in downtown Manhattan and dinosaurs aren’t cool anymore. As someone who has worked in news, if any animal escapes from the zoo, even a capybara, it makes national news. And what the hell do you mean dinosaurs aren’t cool? They hammer the latter point more by recruiting a paleontologist, played by Jonathan Bailey, from a natural history museum that’s shuttering. He bemoans several times about how no one cares to see dinosaurs anymore. Have any of these writers visited a zoo lately?

 

The obnoxiousness doesn’t end there as characters spit out dialogue that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT after a few drinks. “A car bomb killed my dad. It came out of nowhere.” Car bombs don’t come out of nowhere. They’re planted. Also, for a film about dinosaurs wreaking havoc, we expect some fantastic kills, but they’re so quick and off-screen that they make death boring. Not even the T-Rex gets a kill. So, maybe give the people what they want next time, if you catch my drift.

 

Worst of all, it’s boring. The action sequences are flat and lifeless. Once it’s clear who lives (almost everyone) and who dies (mostly nobodies), the chase scenes lose all tension. At the very least, you gotta kill one secondary character that’s had more than two lines of dialogue. Then, there’s too much downtime with characters you’d rather see eaten, and even the callbacks to prior films feel forced and hollow. There’s no awe, no wonder, no…anything. Just another joyless cash grab from a franchise that forgot why people showed up in the first place.

 

I didn’t walk in expecting to hate it. Quite the opposite. The trailer gave me hope that it might tap into that silly joy of watching dumb humans try to outwit dumber, bigger, toothier animals. I was wrong. The audience at my screening seemed to enjoy it, but it was the end of June with nothing going. Also, maybe I’m just bitter. But if you’re picking “Jurassic World: Rebirth” over fireworks this weekend, prepare to be disappointed.

 

4K Features

 

Alternate Opening: Interesting to see the slight difference from the theatrical.

 

Deleted Scenes: Only a handful of deleted scenes, which I’m kind of surprised they removed because it does add a bit of tension and action to a movie that could have used a lot more.

 

Jurassic World Rebirth: Hatching a New Era: This is a multi-part behind-the-scenes feature that looks at the case and crew, the special effects, a few of the action sequences, and some more peeks behind the proverbial curtain. It’s actually a pretty decent behind-the-scenes feature that dives deep into the film.

 

Gag Reel: Self-explanatory.

 

Meet Dolores: I personally didn’t find this feature interesting, mainly because I find the addition of a “cute” tiny dinosaur for clear merchandising reasons wasn’t cute.

 

Munched: Becoming Dino Food: It takes a look at what it’s like to be eaten by a dinosaur. The title of the feature is probably more interesting than the feature itself.

 

A Day at Skywalker Sound: A moderately interesting feature about the sound in the film.

 

Hunting for Easter Eggs: This feature attempts to encourage multiple rewatches to look for little winks and nods to the franchise. No thanks.

 

Feature Commentary with Director Gareth Edwards, Production Designer James Clyne and First Assistant Director Jack Ravenscroft

 

Feature Commentary with Director Gareth Edwards, Editor Jabez Olssen and Visual Effects Supervisor David Vickery