Win Tickets to the Kansas City Advance Screening of "Identity Thief" [ENDED]



Media Mikes has teamed with Universal Pictures to give you the chance to be one of the first people to see the new comedy “Identity Thief,” starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. To qualify all you have to do is leave a comment below telling us your favorite line from your favorite comedy. (20) random entries will be selected and will be notified by email. The contest ends at Midnight, February 3, 2012. Screening information is as follows:

Date: February 5, 2013
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Place: Cinemark Merriam, Merriam, Kansas

Opening Date: Friday, February 8, 2013
Official Site:
Rating: Rated R for sexual content and language.

Synopsis: Unlimited funds have allowed Diana (McCarthy) to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There’s only one glitch: The ID she’s using to finance these sprees reads “Sandy Bigelow Patterson”… and it belongs to an accounts rep (Bateman) who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

69 Replies to “Win Tickets to the Kansas City Advance Screening of "Identity Thief" [ENDED]”

  1. Tropic Thunder “I know who I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!” =D

  2. In Tommy Boy: He states this several times after getting hit “Ow, That’s gonna leave a mark.”

  3. The funniest line, from the movie WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…”I’ll have what she’s having.”

  4. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck

  5. At the end of the movie “What Happens in Vegas” when the bald attorney guy and Cameron Diaz’s friend show up at Cameron’s ex’s door, and when the ex opens the door, the girl punches him in the nads and says, “YOU KNOW WHY.”

  6. “I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!”

  7. “I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much I completely stay away from them!”

  8. Although the whole movie “Office Space” is quotable, I’m going to go with:
    Peter: “Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”
    Lawrence: “No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”

  9. “How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?” – Zoolander

  10. From Bridesmaid:
    Annie— You read my diary?
    Brynn—-At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

  11. Line from Think Like a Man.
    What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. Said by Kevin Hart playing Cedric.

  12. Bill Murry in Caddy shack:

    “Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”

  13. Kevin Copeland, Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! “Something’s wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!”

    “White Chicks”

  14. Office Space, “No, it’s not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I…I’ll…I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire…”

  15. “I know who I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!” from Tropic Thunder

  16. From The Jerk:

    The Sniper: Everyday random son of a bitch. Take that you run of the mill bastard..die gas pumper.
    (shoots at Steve Martin, but hits the display of oil cans at the gas station.)
    Die you random SOB!!!
    Navin: He hates these cans!

  17. This is from Bridesmaid when they were on the plane.

    Megan: You feel that steam heat? That’s from my undercarriage.

  18. From Anchorman:

    Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

  19. Ok Coming to American is my favorite. I have two quotes, or 1 quote and 1 song to be exact that are my favorite:

    King Jaffe Joffer: So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea

    She’s your queen to be
    A queen to be forever
    A queen who’ll do whatever
    His Highness desires
    She’s your queen to be
    A vision of perfection
    An object of affection
    To quench your royal fire
    Completely free from infection
    To be used at your discretion
    Waiting only for your direction
    Your queen…to…be!

  20. Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher needing a light really bad on Christmas, “Seriously?”

    or when she’s in the gym chaperoning the dance and says “let’s get baked…goods! We’re going to get baked goods!”

  21. Favorite one has to be Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights saying, ” Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

  22. Scary Movie 2 Quote:

    Brenda Meeks: You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
    Cindy Campbell: Thanks, Brenda.
    Buddy: Hey are you guys okay?
    Brenda Meeks: Hell, yeah. It’s gonna take more than a bag of bones to scare me.
    Hell House Ghost: Wedgie!
    Cindy Campbell: Oh my God! Brenda, do something!
    Brenda Meeks: Okay!
    [Brenda runs away]
    Cindy Campbell: I thought I was your best friend?
    Brenda Meeks: Was. I’ma miss you, girl!

  23. “I love being single. I haven’t this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!”
    – Frank Drebin – Naked Gun 2 1/2

  24. “Big Bang Theory”
    (Sheldon standing before the judge in traffic court, cockily tells the judge) , “I’ll be appearing pro se…. that means I’ll be representing myself.” The judge responds, “I know…. I went to law school.”

  25. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games

  26. “The Beverly Hillbillies”
    Granny sits Mr. Drysdale down at the fancy eating table (billiards table) and serves him her specialty dish. Mr. Drysdale, “Ummmm I must say this is most unusual, I don’t think I’ve ever tasted anything like this before. What is this dish?” Granny proudly replies, “That’s my specialty – Road Kill Stew!”

  27. Ezal from FRIDAY ” : Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I’m hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.”


  29. “You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!”
    – The Sphinx, attempting to rekindle the rage of Mr. Furious (MYSTERY MEN)

  30. “I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” and “Have fun storming the castle!” from Princess Bride

  31. Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta get somebody all the time?
    Madea: Well when you gettin’ got and somebody done got you and you go get them, when you get ’em everybody’s gon’ get got.
    Dr. Phil: Yea but you’re gettin’ the gotters when they didn’t do anything to even get you.
    Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I’m gonna get my glock.

  32. From Madea’s Witness Protection.

    Madea: If I come back up these stairs and you still in this bed I’m gonna get completely naked and get up in there with you and spoon!
    George Needleman: Okay, I’m up!


    Jake: You look like a bag of skittles.
    Madea: Yeah well when i come back up here and you still in bed you gonna tasted the rainbow

  33. Favorite Comedy movie quote…..from the movie “Heathers”.
    “Well Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw..”

  34. My Favorite Comedy line is found in the Funniest movie of all time to me , Wedding Crashers. The Scene involves Isla Fisher (Gloria Clearly) & Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey) In the bathroom as Gloria Clearly is cleaning Jeremy grey’s knee from a cut he received while playing football.

    Gloria Cleary: Don’t ever leave me!
    Jeremy Grey: Never.
    Gloria Cleary: Good. [girlish voice]
    Gloria Cleary: ‘Cause I’d find you!

    ~Isla Fisher (Gloria Clearly) in Wedding Crashers 2005


  35. “Shut the f*** up Donny! The Big Lebowski
    We just watched this again the other night and laughed so hard!

  36. “You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go Home? That’s your Home! Are you too good for your Home? Answer Me! Suck my white ass, Ball!”

    Happy Gilmore

  37. Short Circuit: “Johnny 5 is alive!!!” I loved when he was watching John Travolta on Saturday Night Fever dancing to More than a Woman to be…and he starts to sing it and dancing with Steph!
    Happy Gilmore: “The price is wrong, Bitch!” Adam Sandler saying that to Bob Barker when they were fighting on the green.

  38. Armand: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin’? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!

    Albert: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered… wrong response?

  39. One of many great lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    King Arthur: [after Arthur’s cut off both of the Black Knight’s arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You’ve got no arms left.
    Black Knight: Yes I have.
    King Arthur: *Look*!
    Black Knight: It’s just a flesh wound.

  40. “I know you don’t smoke weed, but I’m gonna get you high today!” – Smokey from Friday

  41. From the bridesmaids movie:
    [whilst taking a dump in the handwash basin in the bridal store toilet]
    Megan: [shouting] What did we eat?
    [Becca finished just being sick in the toilet looks at Megan]
    Becca: What are you doing?
    Megan: It’s coming out of me like lava!

  42. It’s so good to love someone so much it hurts…I don’t know how people survive this.”

  43. 50/50

    Adam: See, but… that’s bullshit. That’s what everyone has been telling me since the beginning. “Oh, you’re gonna be okay,” and “Oh, everything’s fine,” and like, it’s not… It makes it worse… that no one will just come out and say it. Like, “hey man, you’re gonna die.”

  44. It’s not that I condone fascism or any ‘ism’ for that matter. Ism’s, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ‘ism,’ he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: ‘I don’t believe in Beatles. I just believe in me.’ A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off of people.

    – Ferris Bueller

  45. I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking==ZOOLANDER

  46. “My name is Fat Amy….. it’s so you bitches can’t call me that behind my back.”

  47. Brennan Huff: I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

  48. not a commedy, but from The Blind Side

    Sean Tuohy: We were wondering if you would like to become a part of this family.
    Michael Oher: I kinda thought I already was.

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