Long before Media Mikes was created – we just cerlebrated our 13th Anniversaryl – I have been a huge supporter of the amazing Planet Comicon Kansas City.
That being said, I’m happy to announce that we have once again teamed up with our KCPC friends and are giving five lucky readers (2) passes to the event.Ā Ā
The best show in the Midwest, hands down, this years celebrity guests include William Shatner, Richard Dreyfuss, Jeffrey Kramer, Jonathan Frakes, William Daniels and Giancarlo Espisito.
All you have to do is comment below and let us know who you would like to see at a future show.Ā It’s that simple.
Fi ve random comments will be chosen and those picked will receive (2) passes to this year’s show.
This contest runs through midnight on Wednesday, March 15th.Ā Winners will be notified by email.Ā GOOD LUCK!
Take a few minutes to see this great highlight video from last years show HERE
“Children of the Corn” has a long history, original written as a short story by iconic horror author Stephen King back in 1977. The story was first adapted to the big-screen in 1984 since then it has inspired nine sequels and one remake. While the 2023 film doesn’t break the mold, it takes the story in a new direction by serving as a prequel while expanding upon the mythology.
Official Synopsis:Possessed by a spirit in a dying cornfield, a twelve-year-old girl in Nebraska recruits the other children in her small town to go on a bloody rampage and kill all the adults and anyone else who opposes her. A bright high schooler who won’t go along with the plan is the town’s only hope of survival.
This film lines up “Equilibrium”director Kurt Wimmer taking the helm. I am a fan of his work and I like where he takes this story and dives deeper into the mythos of He Who Walks Behind the Rows. This film hasn’t had an easy road as it was shot right at the start of the pandemic in March of 2020 and has its world premiere right here in Florida back in October 2020 and until now there hasn’t been any peep.
The cast is impressive including Elena Kampouris, who does a solid job in the lead role. Kate Moyer nails the creepy role of Eden. There are a few known faces that pop up, Callan Mulvey, who has appeared in the Marvel Universe with “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Avengers: Endgame” and Bruce Spence from “Mad Max 2”, “Finding Nemo”, “Star Wars Episode III” round out the cast.
“Children of the Corn” hits theaters on March 3rd from RLJE Films. While it doesn’t pack the scares of the first film and features some cheap CGI, it is worth a watch still. After 11 films, I am still craving for more, so I am sure we haven’t seen the end of this franchise just yet.
Starring the voices of:Ā Antonia Banderas, Salma Hayek and Harvey Guillen
Directed by:Ā Joel Crawford and Januel Mercado
Rated:Ā PG
Running time:
Universal
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Ah, to be a cat.Ā I mean, sure, we can all lap up milk and, if we so desire, play with a ball of yarn.Ā But we only live once.Ā Cats have nine lives, which gives them the unique opportunity to be a little more reckless than you and I.Ā That is, of course, unless they only have one life left.
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An off-shoot of the very popular SHREK series, āPuss in Boots: the Last Wishā brings us the swashbuckling cat (the always smooth Banderas) at his most vulnerable.Ā He is now overwhelmed with the one feeling heās never had.Ā Fear.Ā Genuine fear.Ā With a long standing bounty on his head, he is now running from a very large wolf and a āfamilyā gang made up of Goldilocks and the Three Bers.Ā Deciding to play it safe, he strips himself of his boots, lets his fur grow out and goes to live with a woman who LOVES cats.Ā There he is befriended by Perro (Guillen), a dog who has disguised himself as a cat in order to eat.Ā And, despite Pussā protests, a true friendship is developed.
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Well animated, and ever more well voiced, āPuss in Boots: the Last Wishā is a nice return to the screen for the boastful feline.Ā The script is full of some great lines, most of them aimed at Puss who now really is more of a pussy cat then a lion.Ā The story is a little dark, with one villain chuckling while his minions ā no, not those guys ā are sent to their death.Ā One in joke is that this baddy is known as Big Jack Horner, having grown from Little Jack Horner due to his love of pie.
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Things begin to get exciting when Kitty Soft Paws (Hayek) arrives on the scene.Ā It seems everyone concerned is searching for a magical map that will take them to a place where they can have a wish granted.Ā The enjoyment in this adventure comes from the fact that the map reacts to the person holding it.Ā Bears and other baddies are sent through fire pits and thorn infested forests.Ā Those good at heart get to romp through fields of posies!Ā
As with most of the films in the SHREK universe, the performances are first-rate and the animation is beaufiul.Ā Here’s hoping this cat has more lives in him.
Otto (Hanks) is a man set in his ways. Every day he arises and make his rounds through his small neighborhood, doing his best to keep his neighbors united in not selling to a large property management firm. When heās not picking up trash or yelling at people to slow down as they drive past, Otto mourns for his late wife, the only person he feels understood him. When a new family moves in across the street, Otto learns that maybe his way isnāt always the right way.
Based on āA Man Called Ove,ā a 2015 Swedish film, āA Man Called Ottoā is well intntioned but a little too heavy handed at times. Hanks plays Otto as if he is the mellower brother of Clint Eastwoodās Walt from āGrand Torino.ā His way is the way it should be and all others be damned. The new family across the street, headed by Mom Marisol (Trevino) begin to wear Otto down until heās actually giving driving lessons and trying to make amends with friends he has wronged. Otto is keepoing a secret from everyone, one that we slowly begin to learn. Heās not a bad man. Heās just lonely and wishes to be in what he thinks is a better place.
As the seasons go by, from the warmth of spring to the fresh snow of winter, the characters become more familiar to the audience and each other. Otto may not be a saint, but he is a good man at heart, and heart is what this film is all about.
Starring: Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Sally Field and Rita Moreno
Directed by: Kyle Martin
Rated: PG 13
Running time: 1 hour 38 min
Paramount
For years I lived under the illusion that Tom Brady was a cheater. Then he went to my Tampa Bay Buccaneers and brought them a Super Bowl victory so now I see he was just misunderstood. Brady has since retired (again) but his legend lives on in ā80 for Brady.ā
Every Sunday a group of friends gathers in the home of Lou (Tomlin) to get their game on. Football that is. Itās been a tradition for these women for years, and started when Lou was battling cancer. The other women also have some issues. Trish (Fonda) cannot accept the fact that she is getting old, Maura (Moreno) is recently widowed and Betty (Field) is tired of doing everything for others and nothing for herself. When the Patriots once again advance to the Super Bowl in 2017, Lou gets them all tickets to the game so that they can celebrate in person.
A an almost too-sweet story held together by a group of actres with (5) Oscars and (12) nominations between them, ā80 for Bradyā is, in reality, a story about following your drams and never giving up. Football fans may recall that Super Bowl LI featured a game where, at one time, the Patriots were down 28-3 only to score (31) unanswered points to emerge victorious.
Along the way the ladies learn more about themselves then they expected, as they conspire to get as close to the action as posible. Brady, also a producer, shows up a few times on screen and has a natural screen presence, also featured in āTed 2.ā Nice to see he has a sense of humor.
For football fans, the film is a must see thanks to the incredible game footage shown on screen. Angles and highlights not seen on television are amazing to follow when theyāre 40 feet high. Besides, now that the NFL season is over, ā80 for Bradyā is a way to get in a little more football before baseball season rolls along.
Nominated for nine Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay and Best International Feature, āAll Quiet on the Western Frontā is a cinematic masterpiece and one of the few truly stand-out films of 2022. A superb script, terrific acting by the entire cast and flawless direction makes this film a must-see before your March 12thĀ Oscar watch party.
āAll Quiet on the Western Frontā is based upon the 1929 novel of the same name by German-born novelist Erich Maria Remarque (1898-1970), whose inspiration came from his experiences as a soldier in the Imperial German Army during World War I. It was first adapted to the silver screen in 1930 and has been routinely regarded as a cinematic classic and was the first film to win an Oscar for both Best Picture and Best Director. The 2022 version had some big shoes to fill, and it does not disappoint.
When 17-year-old Paul BƤumer (Felix Kammerer) enlists in the Imperial German Army in 1917, he and three of his friends share a romantic view of war. Brimming with patriotic zeal fueled by a school official, they are excited to experience the glory of combat in the defense of Germany. Soon after their deployment to the western front in northern France, the quartet discover just how terrible the realities of war are.
As time passes, Paul loses an increasing number of comrades as the German High Command tries to press forward with one bloody, pointless assault after another. By November 1918, Paul and all of Germany had become war weary to the point of exhaustion. It is what spurs German official Matthias Erzberger (Daniel Bruhl) to persuade the German military to pursue armistice talks with the Allied powers. Germanyās surrender means an end to the carnage, but one German general refuses to accept defeat and orders one last meaningless charge before the deadline that results in even more tragedy.
Like its 1929 predecessor, āAll Quiet on the Western Frontā does everything it can to demonstrate how horrific war is, which unfortunately is being played out daily on the battlefields of Ukraine. The film is darkly sobering, punctuated by battle sequences that are as close to real as cinema can make them. German-born director Edward Berger has created nothing less than a classic. Kammerer is nothing short of mesmerizing as he deftly portrays a young man who becomes a bruise and battered old soul within a short amount of time. Itās certainly an Oscar caliber performance even if he wasnāt nominated.
Overall, āAll Quiet on the Western Frontā should be a part of any cinephileās movie collection.
Starring: Keri Russelll, Oāshea Jackson, Jr. and Ray Liotta
Directed by: Elizabeth Banks
Rated: R
Running time: 1 hr 35 mins
Universal
Normally when a film is advertised as ābased/inspired by a true story,ā you think to yourself, cool. However, when I first heard this comment used about āCocaine Bearā I had to chuckle. Really? A beat that goes on a cocaine bender? Yeah, right. Then I spoke with a friend of mine who lives in Knoxville, Tennessee. She knew all about the story BECAUSE ITāS TRUE!
Itās sometime in the 1980s. America is in the middle of a huge drug epidemic. āJust say no,ā is the message related by everyone from Nancy Reagan to Pee Wee Herman. Sadly there are no television in the woods.
A plane flies overhead in the darkness. Aboard is a man packaging up bundles of cocaine to drop into the woods below for his associates to recover and put on the street. An onboard mishap causes the plane to crash, with the wreckage (and durgs) strewn all over. Anyone could come along and find the illicit cargo. Hikers. Kids. A bear.
A film that mixes dark humor and horror perfectily is indeed a rarity, but āCocaine Bearā pulls this mixture off almost seamlessly. Director Banks and screenwriter Jimmy Warden have woven together a film that is both funny and terrifying.
The cast is full of colollrful characters, ranging from Russellās frantic mom searching for her daughter to Jacksonās almost too responsible drug runner to Margo Maartindale as a park ranger with romance on her mind. Throw in recent Tony award winner Jesse Tyler Ferguson as a local wildlife expert and the late Ray Liotta in one of his final performances and you have a group of actors who, instead of going for camp, play the situations straight. And donāt forget the bear, who shows an amazing range of emotions. Add a soundtrack consisting of some of the eraās greatest hits and you have the formula for an entertaining night at the movies.
Starring: Eva Green, Mark Strong and Chai Fonacier Directed by: Lorcan Finnegan Rated: NR Running Time: 96 minutes Shudder
Our Score: 2.5 out of 5 stars
The first 15 minutes of āNoceboā could serve as a summary for the film. When we meet Christine (Green), she is a successful English fashion designer for childrenās clothes. At work one day, she receives a troubling phone call. Even though we canāt hear what sheās being told, the contortions of fright on her face tell us sheās receiving horrific news. Compounding the scenario, is a tick infested dog that wanders into the office building, staring at her with blind milky eyes. The film cuts to months later, where Christine is sick at home, suffering from an unknown illness and struggling to find work. Thatās when Diana (Fonacier), a Filipino woman, knocks on the door.
āNoceboā effectively draws you in, making you wonder why a tick infested dog is in an office building, haunting Christine after she receives presumably terrible news over the phone. Dianaās entrance serves as an even stranger rabbit hole to stumble down because she says Christine has summoned her, even though Christine doesnāt remember this and her husband Felix (Strong) is equally suspicious. Unfortunately Iāve watched enough horror films to deduce whatās going on and the rest of the movie just serves as an exercise in style over substance.
Iām not saying itās a bad thing when your movies are predictable because inherently a lot of films can be figured out through a very analytical lens. The problem with āNoceboā is it doesnāt do anything new with itās folk horror cliches and instead kind of drifts towards the predicted ending without any kind of red herrings or diversions that make you second guess the nature of the film. That being said, āNoceboā does work in some surprising ways, mainly atmosphere and acting.
While there are no jump scares, āNoceboā creeps around Christineās house as Christine works with Diana and Felix watches suspiciously in the background. In these instances, itās fascinating watching the perception of Christineās reality change, and it helps that Green ravenously gnaws on scenery with wild hunger. Green is like a female Nicolas Cage, the movie sheās in is immediately elevated simply by her presence and willingness to immerse herself in even the most absurd stories, plotlines or scenarios. āNoceboā would effectively be weaker without Green penetrating every scene with her acting chops.
Ultimately the film feels more telegraphed rather than a natural flow. āNoceboā has the right ingredients, but director Lorcan Finnegan canāt combine them all into a cohesive treat. At times I found myself unable to look away from āNoceboā while at other times the itch to look at my phone creeped into the back of my mind.
After a long and sometimes lackluster collection of full-length movies and Disney+ series, Marvelās Phase 4 came to an end with āBlack Panther: Wakanda Forever,ā which was a high note for the franchise as it nabbed five Academy Award nominations. The dawn of a new phase of Marvel movies has arrived with āAnt-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania,ā again featuring Kansas Cityās own Paul Rudd as the titular hero. While āQuantumaniaā lacks the dramatic depth of āBlack Panther,ā it does showcase an entertaining story with good character development, particularly with Ruddās character, and a great performance by Jonathan Majors as the time traveling villain Kang the Conqueror.
We find Scott living a peaceful life with his teenage daughter, Cassie (Kathryn Newton) while his girlfriend, Hope Van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) aka The Wasp has become a corporate executive. During a visit at the home of Dr. Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) and Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer), Cassie, with encouragement of Hank, has somehow pulled a Tony Stark by building a device that can act as a satellite in the Quantum Realm. This is much to the chagrin of Janet who demands to have it turned off, but alas she is too late as a portal opens up and sucks them all down to the Quantum Realm.
Scott and his annoying daughter stumble into a rebel camp where they are initially treated as prisoners. Meanwhile, Hank, Janet, and Hope travel to a city where Janet divulges secrets from her 30 years in the Quantum Relam, including her relationship with the time traveler known as Kang the Conqueror (Jonathan Majors). As it turns out, Kang, the Quantum Realmās despotic ruler, is trapped and needs a complex power core to escape.
After being captured by his subordinate, M.O.D.O.K. (Corey Stoll), formerly Darren Cross who was thought to be dead, Scott is forced to reacquire the power core so Kang can enact his revenge against those who banished him. Scott soon learns the hard way that Kang was right in telling him that he is out of his league.
The first appealing thing about āQuantumaniaā is Scottās development as a character during the course of the three films featuring him. Unlike Thor, who has become regressed into a buffoon and Peter Parker, who canāt seem to grow up, Scott has grown from just being a bumbling burglar. Of course, it could be more but there is obviously a reluctance to get too far away from having comedic elements in his story.
Pfeiffer is also a delight to watch as she simply takes over her scenes as the story peels away the layers of her character. However, the true star of the entire film is Majors, who already played a version of Kang in the outstanding Disney+ āLokiā series. Majors plays him with an ease as Kang vacillates between stoicism and pure rage. His Kang is easily on par with Thanos as the greatest villains in the Marvel franchise.
While the special effects are outstanding, they are simply window dressing as sometimes the settings and the story itself appear to have been copycatted elements of a pair of āStar Warsā films. The pacing is a little disjointed at times, but the biggest grievance is Cassie. She is arguably the most annoying character in any Marvel movie or series. While Newton is obviously a talented actress because she did get the part, her performance is akin to listening to someone running their nails down a chalkboard. Poorly written character and an equally unlikable performance that drains some of the life out of the film.
Overall, āQuantumaniaā is an entertaining flick that at least lays the groundwork for a hopefully a much better and well-rounded slate of Phase 5 films.
Nominated for an Oscar in the Best Animated Feature Film category, āGuillermo del Toroās Pinocchio,ā or just āGDTās Pinocchioā from here on out for brevityās sake, is a delightful, stop-motion animated take on the 1883 Italian novel āThe Adventures of Pinocchioā by Carlo Collodi (1826-90). Packed with talented voiceover work, del Toroās effort often pulls at the heartstrings. However, it is a much darker version than the 1940 Walt Disney film and should probably be viewed by slightly older children.
The story begins in Italy during World War I when talented yet humble carpenter Geppetto (David Bradley, best known as Argus Fitch in the āHarry Potterā series) loses his son and only child, Carlo during an aerial bombardment of his village by the Austro-Hungarian air force. Devastate, Geppetto plants a pine cone at Carloās grave and for the next 20 years as the tree grows he grieves continuously for him.
Enter Sebastian J. Cricket (Ewan McGregor) who establishes his new home inside the pine tree only to see it cut down by a drunk Geppetto. Filled with rage, Geppetto begins to carve a wooden puppet boy from the pine tree, but passes out before he is finished. While he is asleep, a wood sprite (Tilda Swinton) brings Pinocchio to life and grants Sebastian a wish so long as he acts as the wooden boyās guide.
When Geppetto wakes up he is terrified at what he sees as Pinocchio exhibits an uncontrollable zest to ask questions, get into trouble and not do what he is told since he has no sense of right and wrong, despite Sebastian and Geppettoā best efforts. What follows are a series of misadventures for Pinocchio that include becoming an enslaved circus attraction and later a trainee in Mussoliniās fascist army.
The director of such previous works as āHellboy,ā āPacific Rim,ā and āThe Shape of Water,ā del Toro once again delves into a world with fantastical beings and how humans interact with them. And once again his story, which is also part musical, is intriguing to watch as it unfolds. Filled with tragedies and triumphs as Pinocchio learns the hard way what it means to be human, del Toroās effort is bolstered by wonderful voiceovers that include other notables as Cate Blanchett, Ron Perlman, John Turturro and Christoph Waltz.
Overall, āGDTās Pinocchioā is an imaginative, darkly whimsical film that will set you on an emotional pendulum from start to finish.
Starring: Sofie Grabol, Josephine Park and Ellie Kendrick Directed by: Gabriel Bier Gislason Rated: NR Running Time: 105 minutes Shudder
Our Score: 3 out of 5 stars
On paper, “Attachment” reads like a meet-cute sitcom episode. Maya (Park) is a washed up Danish actress making ends meet as a children’s entertainer at a library when she bumps into Leah (Kendrick), a youthful Jewish student who is exploring the world in her studies. The two immediately connect as they go back to Maya’s place for some cute glances and steamy sex. Things are off to an incredibly fast and amazing start when Leah suffers a bizarre seizure at night which results in a leg injury. So Maya goes with Leah back to her home in London where Maya meets Leah’s overbearing mother, Chana (Grabol). Definitely a meet-cute formula that’s about to get gobsmacked by something evil.
Thankfully the film focuses more on mood than jump scares for its horror so that the film never feels cheap. Even when the runtime begins to feel a bit too long, the story continues to chug thanks to an effective atmosphere and believable performances. For me, it was difficult at times to figure out if this film works better as a horror with romance elements or a romance with horror elements because at times the film does both effectively and sometimes poorly. For the sake of the genre argument, Iāll say that this is a fine addition to the growing LGBTQ+ and Judaism horror collection. Maybe itās because we havenāt seen these kinds of people in these stories, but āAttachmentā feels fresh, even when itās doing a juggling act weāve seen dozens of times before.
SPIRITED AWAY: Live On StageĀ was created in association with Studio Ghibli, and presented by Toho Co., Ltd. The deal was negotiated between GKIDS and Toho.
GKIDS will release the stage production theatrically in spring 2023.
āWe are thrilled to offer this unique opportunity for Studio Ghibli fans in America to experience the stage production that wowed Japanese press and audiences last year,ā said GKIDSā President David Jesteadt. āThis imaginative stage adaptation by the legendary John Caird, featuring two wonderful performances by lead actors Kanna Hashimoto and Mone Kamishiraishi, helps bring to life one of the greatest films of all time in a dazzling new way.ā
Original production of Spirited Away presented at Imperial Theatre in 2022
About GKIDS: GKIDS is the producer and distributor of award-winning feature animation for both adult and family audiences. Since 2010, the company has scored an astounding 12 Best Animated Feature Oscar nominations withĀ The Secret of KellsĀ in 2010,Ā A Cat in ParisĀ andĀ Chico & RitaĀ in 2012,Ā Ernest & CelestineĀ in 2014,Ā The Tale of The Princess KaguyaĀ andĀ Song of the SeaĀ in 2015,Ā Boy and the WorldĀ andĀ When Marnie Was ThereĀ in 2016,Ā My Life as a ZucchiniĀ in 2017,Ā The BreadwinnerĀ in 2018,Ā MiraiĀ in 2019, andĀ WolfwalkersĀ in 2021. GKIDS handles North American distribution for the famed Studio Ghibli library of films, one of the worldās most coveted animation collections with titlesĀ Spirited Away,Ā My Neighbor Totoro,Ā Princess MononokeĀ and others; as well as the critically acclaimed television series, NEON GENESIS EVANGELION. Also, GKIDS is the founder and host of ANIMATION IS FILM, the annual LA-based film festival which embraces the highest aspirations of animation as a cinematic art form, and is a vocal advocate for filmmakers who push the boundaries of the medium to its fullest range of artistic expressions.Ā www.gkids.com
About Studio Ghibli: Studio Ghibli is one of the most acclaimed and influential animation studios in the world, inspiring filmmakers and audiences alike over the last 30 years with beloved stories and breathtaking visuals. Under the brilliance of visionary animation directors Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata, and producer Toshio Suzuki, the studioās films are known for timeless classics such asĀ My Neighbor Totoro,Ā Kikiās Delivery Service, andĀ Ponyo; and have won countless international awards including an Academy AwardĀ® for Best Animated Feature forĀ Spirited Away, as well as five additional OscarĀ® nominations forĀ Howlās Moving Castle,Ā The Wind Rises,Ā The Tale of The Princess Kaguya,Ā When Marnie Was There, andĀ The Red Turtle. Director and studio co-founder Hayao Miyazaki was separately given an Honorary Award at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciencesā Governors Awards in 2014, and the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures paid tribute to his artwork with a special exhibit when the Museum opened in September 2021.
Starring: Anthony Molinari, Sala Baker and Gigi Gustin Directed by: Jonathan Salemi Rated: R Running Time: 91 minutes Scatena & Rosner Films
Our score: 1.5 out of 5 Stars
Very rarely do I start a film and begin to wonder how long itās been sitting on a shelf, whether itās the finished project or just the mere concept of the film āThe Last Dealā is about Vincent (Molinari), a black market marijuana dealer who goes from being the king of the street to just another cog in the machine when marijuana is legalized in California. Doesnāt this seem like the kind of film youād hear about or see pre-pandemic?
āThe Last Dealā opens with Vincent narrating the first 10-15 minutes so that we can understand his life and business. As to why we need Vincent to narrate what weāre already seeing or having it take that long is a telltale sign that the film is going to have a lot of head scratching narrative and storytelling choices. The issues that arrive in Vincentās life is when he realizes that he canāt play the marijuana game legitimately. So before being squeezed out of the market he decides to make one final score with rotten money from a rotten person. Thatās where things begin to take a nosedive for Vincent.
How do we know Vincent borrowed money from the wrong person? That person, in the credits, is named āThe Bossā (Baker). Heās such a bad guy, supposedly, he has a henchman for when he plays poker, for when he enjoys a beverage on his patio outside and even a henchman that watches TV while āThe Bossā messes around in another room. He also threatens to kill Vincent and everyone he knows when the money and drugs are suddenly stolen from Vincent. Itās not that the story or even the idea of the whole story is bad, itās just executed poorly.
For one, we never really care about Vincent. At times he seems to lack a personality. I say that because the only time we get an inside view into his mind and life, heās complaining about how difficult it is and how it lacks certain joys. He has a girlfriend and a place to live, but he doesnāt like living in an apartment and the relationship with his girlfriend is on the rocks; so much so that at multiple points in the film, Vincent seems to view her as an afterthought. Iām sure there is an intention to make it seem like his life is nothing but drug dealing or that heās unable to see its beauty, but even in casual interactions, Vincent seems devoid of basic human emotion. The only time we see him emote is when one of his colleagues is murdered, but even that rare instance of emotion is brief. I would generally say itās the acting, but when I think about Vincent as a character, he really is a one-dimensional creation.
When the filmās third act finally rolls up, you should know whatās going to happen because the story is very painted by numbers. There are several surprises, however, they feel more like plot convenience than anything. I really wanted to sit back and enjoy this film because the plot allows for that, but the film has too many noticeable issues for me to ignore and mindlessly enjoy. āThe Last Dealā should be your last option when picking what to watch.
Starring: Sandra Drzymalska, Lorenzo Zurzolo and Isabelle Huppert Directed by: Jerzy Skolimowski
Rated: NR
Running Time: 88 minutes
Janus Films
Our Score: 4 out of 5 stars
You hang around animals long enough, you begin to notice things like expressions in their face and how much personality they have. Despite the obvious language/species barrier, itās fascinating that animals and humans alike are able to understand certain aspects of each other whether thatās happiness or fear. Weāre also able to recognize each otherās body language when weāre angry, depressed or joyful. Youād think weād get along better, but a film like āEoā shows how that bond is at times oceans apart or beautifully close.
āEoā is pretty straightforward. Itās about a donkey named Eo, who is a circus donkey when we first meet him. He has a loving owner and doesnāt seem to mind the outdated spectacle, but some animal rights activists are about to āfreeā him. Thereās something comical about watching Eo quietly roaming around amongst angry humans yelling for it to be free, even though the concept of freedom is probably alien to Eo. After being āfreed,ā we see the folly of the animal rights activists who believe their job is done and let Eo roam freely to potentially be harmed or maimed. The rest of the film serves as a journey thatās heartwarming, tear-jerking, thoughtful, sad and ultimate meditation about life.
Despite being a donkey, Eo should have probably earned an Oscar nomination for delivering a world of emotion through his eyes. At times the camera hovers just inches from Eoās eyes and we see thousands of words etched into them as he encounters friends, foes and the utterly bizarre, like a soccer match where Eo becomes the focal point through no actions of his own. The film is brief which helps with a lot of the moments where the camera simply follows Eo on his voiceless journey in Europe.
I found myself entranced by Eoās journey even though there wasnāt anything specifically thrilling about it. It is just a donkey, after all, but Eo is more than that. He represents that soft spot that all humans have for animals. Even when we donāt like a specific creature, we still donāt necessarily wish them harm or want to see harm come their way. I think thatās what makes Eo so fascinating to watch and thatās because his encounters would tell you no person is safe, but all humans you encounter could be potentially safe. Eo sometimes feels like a representation of humanity, going through the motions, encountering adventures that may or may not be the best thing for our soul. We blindly go through life hoping everyone and everything we encounter is good-natured, but unfortunately thatās not always the case.
āEoā is a film I thought about for days after watching. Personally I know itās because I attempt to view humanity through these kinds of films. I feel like thereās poor ways of conveying the importance of creatures and the bond we share with them, like āA Dogās Purpose,ā but films like āBabeā help ground us in the reality of coexisting with creatures on this blue marble. āEoā goes way deeper than I thought. What does coexistence mean when one side mistreats the other? What does life mean when sometimes a singular purpose for oneās existence is ultimately the consumption of the other? What does coexistence mean when we attach ourselves to them in toxic ways? Sure, some animals that arenāt donkeys have a poor temperament and just arenāt cuddly or loveable, but neither are all humans. āEoā will make you smile, cry and ponder what exactly is going on in this crazy world and youāll be a better person after all of it. Good donkey.