Starring: Benicio Del Toro, Mia, Michael Cera
Directed by: Wes Anderson
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 105 minutes
Focus Features
Film Score: 3.5 out of 5 Stars
4K Score: 1.5 out of 5 Stars
Since The Grand Budapest Hotel in 2014, Wes Anderson fans have been chasing that perfectly symmetrical high—the kind of quirky, charming brilliance that only Anderson seems capable of. But we may have to admit: that was the peak. It’s been a decade, and while he’s delivered solid work since, nothing has quite reached the heights of Budapest. That said, The Phoenician Scheme is still a strong entry in his catalog. It hits all the Anderson notes, even if it doesn’t sing quite as sweetly.
Imagine if The Royal Tenenbaums had a baby with Beirut, and you’d get something close to The Phoenician Scheme. It plays like a living political cartoon—satirizing war-driven infrastructure plans, economic collapse, and family dysfunction with pastel flair. Zsa-Zsa Korda (Benicio Del Toro) is an aging industrialist trying to glue together the financing for his overreaching global project, while grooming his daughter, Sister Liesl (Mia Threapleton), to inherit the chaos. Along for the ride are assassination attempts, underworld syndicates, failed rail lines, a basketball game with geopolitical stakes, and Bjørn (Michael Cera), a bewildered Norwegian entomologist turned assistant.
For die-hard Anderson fans, this might sound like a dream. But it’s worth tempering expectations. While I enjoyed The Phoenician Scheme quite a bit, it never quite rises to the level of Anderson’s best. It flirts with emotional depth but can’t seem to commit. Zsa-Zsa feels more like a mustachioed “Three Stooges” character than the kind of tragic antihero Anderson has pulled off in the past.
As a pure comedy, though, the film is a delight. It’s a whirlwind of dry wit, elaborate sets, and eccentric characters firing on all cylinders. Just don’t expect the emotional gut punch of Budapest or Tenenbaums. The Phoenician Scheme is Anderson comfort food—odd, satisfying, and occasionally unforgettable. Maybe that’s enough.
4K Features
Behind THE PHOENECIAN SCHEME: This is the only feature on the 4K and it’s broken into four small parts, making you wonder if there was even an attempt at special features for this movie. While the 4K video and audio is pristine, that’s really the only reason to buy it because you won’t get a real feel for the making of the film in this feature.