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“New Girl” is easily one of the best comedies on television. The show starts its third season this month. To celebrate the release of “New Girl: The Complete Second Season”, Media Mikes would like to giveaway the season on DVD. If you would like to enter for your chance to win one of these great prizes, please leave us a comment below or send us an email with your favorite one-liners from the second season. Check some of the great one-liners below or be creative or choose others since there are tons. This giveaway will remain open until October 4th at Noon, Eastern Time. This is open to all fans of Media Mikes in US and Canada only! One entry per person, per household. All other entries will be considered invalid. Media Mikes will randomly select winners. Winners will be alerted via email.
The Best One-Liners from Season 2 Available on DVD October 1
Watching an episode of New Girl without laughing is pretty much impossible. With Schmidt’s crazy antics and Jess’ perky personality there’s bound to be at least a few good one-liners in each episode. Although it’s hard to narrow down the options, below are the ten best quotes from season two.
The romantic tension between Jess (Emmy® Nominee Zooey Deschanel) and Nick (Jake Johnson) escalates in the hilarious, quirky second season of “New Girl” — but will they ever hook up? Meanwhile, Schmidt fails to be hip, Winston isn’t “prepared” for a hot date, and Nick faces a death in his dysfunctional family. While Jess does her best to replace Cece on a modeling job and a drunk Elvis impersonator at a funeral, Schmidt and Winston hope to rearrange Cece’s arranged marriage. Relive all 25 outrageous episodes featuring guest stars like Jamie Lee Curtis, Rob Reiner and Dennis Farina, and enjoy fun bonus material — including the extended version of the hugely popular “Virgins” episode — only available on the DVD.
Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”
Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
Nick: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.”
Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.”
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Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Cece: “When you’re going through a “Taylor Swift-like range of emotions,” I should come over, right?”
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Nick’s stripper girlfriend: “By the way, you’ve been really cool about the Jamiroquai tattoo on my butt.”
Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”
Schmidt: “We sold our qualms. We used the profits to by perfect bodies.”
Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest
Schmidt: Look at this puzzle. It’s “ages 6 and up.” You are “up,” Winston. You are very “up.”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
Jess: The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!
Guy: It’s really a medical issue.
I love : “Hi. I got laid off.” Just rip that band-aid off, Jess. No, but really, what SHOULD she do with all of her shiny new free time?
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
My favorite is:
Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”
“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Winston: There’s nothing like the feel of a fire, a fresh baked cookie and the sweet, sweet taste of crack in your lungs.
you were so light and charming you were like pixar winston.
Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
“I’ve done give me that hat, but for me it was more like, ‘Here, take my hat.'” – Schmidt, Season 1, Thanksgiving Episode
Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”
Nick: “I can’t believe I’m the sober one. That’s actually never happened before in my life.”
You look like a homeless pencil
Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
I just love Nick!!
“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
“If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Schmidt: “We sold our qualms. We used the profits to by perfect bodies.”
Nick: I don’t know what “mazel tov” means, but it doesn’t sound good.
Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Jess: “The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!”
Guy: “It’s really a medical issue.”
Nick ends up at the restaurant alone. He calls Schmidt. “This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with,” he says.
So hard to decide. I love them all!
Jess: “You’re dating a stripper, I’m dating a tall handsome doctor. We’re kinda living the dream.”
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
Nick: I know this isn’t gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.”
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Nick: “I’m just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.”
Mancrush on Max Greenfield!
Nick: “If you were a hat, you’d be a top hat, but like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.”
can i say that I have never seen this but really really really want to and yes, I’ll start with the Second season no problemo!
great giveaway
I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
Jess: I was sabotaged by my baby box which means I’ll never trust anything that comes out of it
Schmidt: “Please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.
Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
I haven’t seen the show but have heard good things about it.
Love this show! I love Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.” but really none of them are not hilarious!
Friends don’t let friends do friends.
I am entering your “New Girl:The Complete Second Season” DVD Giveaway.
In response to your question of
What is your favorite one-liners from the second season?
My favorite is from Schmidt: “You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Thank you for having this giveaway!!!!!!!!
Schmidt: your a gynecologist and a lesbian,. This makes you a vagenius
My favorite one-liner from the second season is the following one from Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Thumb Ring Bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!
Jess: “I am throwing Cece’s surprise bachelorette party here tonight, and the only males invited are strippers, so oil up or get out, guys.”
Jess: “If any of you cross me, I’m gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You’ll look like Ken dolls down there!”
Jess: “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?”
Friends don’t let friends do friends.
“You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.”
Schmidt: “Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it’s gonna be a real drag.” lol