X-Cops
Announce US Tour Dates With CKY!
New Music Coming Soon
X-COPS are back! The original Bad Boys of Law Enforcement have returned, bringing their unique brand of heavy metal with them and the world has never been more in need of the message they bring; “Respect authority, or else!”
The band is currently out on tour with GWAR and Cancer Bats and today have announced additional spring dates supporting CKY. The tour starts May 3rd in Orlando, FL, and runs through May 9th in Baltimore, MD. A complete list of dates can be found below, with more dates expected to be added soon!
X-COPS comment on the upcoming tour dates:
“It’s been over 25 years since we last hit the highway, and looking at that scum that’s been showing up to our shows, one thing is clear: the world has never needed the X-COPS more!” exclaims X-Lt. Louie Scrapinetti
“Now that the statute of limitations has expired, we’re happier than a pig in shit to be back out on the road again. With this new trend of authoritarianism sweeping through the country, we are ready to get back to cracking skulls with full immunity!” adds X-Sheriff Tubb Tucker
“Has anyone seen my gun?” asks X-Sgt Al DePansia
Rumors about the identities of these uniformed thugs are rampant, with some even going as far as to say that they are made up of members of such legendary bands as GWAR, Rigor Mortis, and Darkest Hour, but the truth is they are former police officers who have banded together to beat the world into submission, force feed the public their unique brand of Justice, and spread the word that All Cops Are Beautiful! Stay tuned for more on X-COPS including news about new music!
X-COPS With GWAR and Cancer Bats:
3/6 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
3/7 Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
3/8 Ottawa, ON @ Bronson Centre Theatre
3/9 Montréal, QC @ Beanfield Theatre
3/10 Quebec City, QC @ Imperial Bell
3/12 London, ON @ London Music Hall
3/13 Grand Rapids, MI @ Intersection
X-Cops With CKY
5/3: Orlando, FL @ The Beacham
5/5: Charleston, SC @ Music Farm
5/6: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade (Hell)
5/7: Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
5/8: Carrboro, NC @ Cat’s Cradle
5/9: Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live!
X-Cops are:
X-Sheriff Tubb Tucker – Vocals
X-Sargent Al DePansia – Guitar and Vocals
X-Lieutenant Louie Scrapinetti – Guitar and Vocals
X-Officer Ed Banger – Bass
X-Inmate #8048675309 -Drums
X-Bike Cop Biff Buff – Vocals
X Agent Zypygski, the “Zipper Pig” – Vocals
