Fourth of July is right around the corner! You know what that means? Time to hit the beaches! Nearly 40 years ago, fans flooded the theaters to be forever scarred by the film “Jaws”. Media Mikes is teaming up with Factory Entertainment and are very excited to giveaway a limited edition Jaws – Bruce Shark Shakem to our readers. If you would like to enter for your chance to win one of this prize, please leave us a comment below or send us an email with your favorite “Jaws” quote. This giveaway will remain open until July 4th at Noon, Eastern Time. This is open to our readers in US and Canada only. One entry per person, per household. All other entries will be considered invalid. Media Mikes will randomly select winners. Winners will be alerted via email.
“This shark, swallow you whole! This Limited Edition Premium Motion format statue is designed to match the ‘Bruce’ filming models seen on screen using the original construction plans as reference. Crafted from heavyweight polyresin and hand painted the integrated, non-electronic motion feature brings the piece to life and creates the illusion of the shark swimming. Each statue is 7.5” long and comes packaged in a full color presentation box.
My favorite JAWS quote is: “Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.” – Quint
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark. [singing] Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
“He Can’t Go Down With Three Barrels On Him, Not With Three He Can’t.”-Quint
Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
You’re going to need a bigger boat!
Hooper:.. Mr. Vaughn all this shark does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks and that’s all!!
HOOPER: Mr. Vaughn, All this shark does is swim, and eat, and make little sharks and that’s all!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.
you`re going to need a bigger boat
“It’s safe to go back into the water”
“He didn’t eat a car, did he?”
Smile you son of a BITCH.
“That’s some bad hat, Harry.”
I’m not talkin’ ’bout pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout workin’ for a livin’. I’m talkin’ ’bout sharkin’!
Quint: Back home we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!
Smile you son-of-a-b….
Smile you, son of bitch!!!!!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
That’s some bad hat harry!
Your going to need a bigger boat!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!!
Let Polly do the printing!
You’re going to need a bigger boat! Just like what everyone else says LOL 😀
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
all sharks do is eat and make baby sharks
You all know me, know how I earn a livin. I’ll catch this bird for ya but it ain’t gonna be easy……….
Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn’t any propeller; and it wasn’t any coral reef; and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.
“I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!”
that’s 20 footer, 25 swallow you whole
Mayor Vaughn: Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
“A tiger shark.”
“A whaaat?”
Makes me chuckle ever time!
Tiger Shark! A what????
“Quit playin’ with yourself Hooper! Slow ahead if you please.”
I used to hate water – Brody
I can’t imagine why – Hooper
…and I sit bad watch all the everytime !
Seen JAWS over 300 times!
“Sometimes that shark he looks right into you, right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and despite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.”
So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
My favorite Jaws quote is, “You all know me, know how I earn a living.” That whole intro is one of the best character introductions in film.
My personal favorite from the opening beach scene:
Cassidy: I can swim!…I just cant walk, or undress myself (laughs drunkenly)
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
“That’s some bad hat, Harry”
cheif brody, yes, (SLAP)
“I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS! “
“I don’t think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things…Martin, It’s all psychological. You yell ‘Barracuda,’ everybody says ‘Huh? What?’ You yell ‘Shark,’ we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”
You tell shark and we’ve got a panic on out hands on the 4th of July.
“It indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large squalus – possibly Longimanus or Isurus glauca. Now… the enormous amount of tissue loss prevents any detailed analysis; however the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters.”
It’s Wednesday…eh, is Tuesday, I think.
I can swim — just can’t walk or dress myself
Quint: “See ya got ya rubbers”
“Show me the way to go home.
I’m tired and I want to go to bed.
Oh, I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head.”
My favorite quote:
Chief Martin Brody: You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Michael! Did you hear your father? Out of the water now! NOW!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
OMG! I must have this!!!! Please please please please!!! I am the biggest Jaws fan ever!!!! All of my memorabilia was lost in a storage after my divorce 🙁
“Back home we got a taxidermy man, he gonna have a heart-attack when he see what I brung him!”
Slow ahead,I can go slow ahead.Come on down and chum some of this shit.
he new age of jaws
You yell shark and we’ve got panic on our hands on the 4th of July !
You’re going to need a bigger boat.
My plan is to gift this to one of the creators of The Shark Is Still Working.
“You’re wearing a sweater.”
“It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.”
“Show me the way to go home. I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. Well I had a little drink about an hour ago and it got right to me head…” Pick me!
“You yell `barracuda!’, everybody
says `huh, what?’. You yell `shark!’ and we’ve got a panic on our hands on
the fourth of July.”
Your going to need a bigger boat!
“Anyway…we delivered the bomb.”
I’ll find him for three, I’ll catch him and kill him for ten.
when everyone else ran From the Water, I got on a Boat and headed OFFSHORE in Shark infested Waters! My Favorite Jaws Quote,”…what we are dealing with, is a Perfect Engine, an EATING MACHINE!”
your gonna need abigger boat
“Stop playin’ with yourself, hooper”
“Well, this is not a boat accident! And it wasn’t any propeller; and it wasn’t any coral reef; and it wasn’t Jack the Ripper! It was a shark.”
I LOVE how ashamed the medical examiner looks when Hooper practically spits this out in disgust.
“I can do anything I want. I’m the Chief of Police”.
“Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain..””
Love this piece of art!
“A whaaaaat?”
“Can we go home now”
Tippet?
This is the story of Mary McGee, lived to the age of 103. For 50 years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.
That’s some bad hat Harry.
“This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizing….down you go”
Smile, you son-of-a-bitch!
Hope you brought your rubbers!
Smile you son of a bitch!
“Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead. Why don’t you come down and chum some of this sh*t?!”
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
“You know, the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. He comes at ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’…until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white. And then…ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and…they rip you to pieces.”
“Stop playing with yourself Hooper!”
I’m soooo scared.
Hopper drives the boat, Chief.
I so neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed this
“I think you are gonna ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the ass!”
Front, bow. Back, stern, you don’t wet it right squirt I’ll throw you out the little round window on the side.
lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes
“Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.”
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.
LOVE Quint. He made the movie.
Toni
Quint “Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.”
“That’s some bad hat, Harry”
You’re going to need a bigger boat!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
“I’ll never put on a life jacket again”
“You yell `barracuda!’, everybody
says `huh, what?’. You yell `shark!’ and we’ve got a panic on our hands on
the fourth of July.”
“Quit playin’ with yourself Hooper!”
So many quotes. One of my favorite is.
I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!
“Boys, oh boys… I think he’s come back for his noon feeding. “
“Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead, come on down and chum some of this shit.”
“That’s great! That’s just great!! Now where the hell are we, huh? You’re certifiable, Quint! You know that? You’re certifiable!” One of the best onscreen freakouts ever.
hey i just like to give all other fans a thumbs up ok alright my favorite quote is ” hey someone i cant see.”
Wow…I gotta have this to add to my huge ‘Jaws’ collection! Been the biggest ‘Jaws’ fan since the film came out in ’75! While I LOVE all the quotes, I had to come up with one that hadn’t been used several times, so here goes….”Now, I want those little paint happy bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns!”
Youre going to need a bigger boat
We are going to need a bigger boat!
Youre going to need a bigger boat
Youre going to need a bigger boat
You’re going to need a bigger boat
“Smile you son of a b****!”
“Don’t know what that bastard shark might do with it….might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rocking chair one time.”
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.
It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.
You’re going to need a bigger boat!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Man, I remember seeing this movie in a theater. It was the first movie that scared the pants off me.
Youre going to need a bigger boat
I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.
You’re going to need a bigger boat
You’re going to need a bigger boat!
You’re going to need a bigger boat
You know it is you’r goinna need a bigger boat
“The thing about a sharks eyes, life less eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes”
“Wanna get drunk and fool around?”
“Here’s to swimming with bowlegged woman”
Smile you son of a BITCH!
WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT ! A classic line.
Well, if we’re looking for a shark we’re not gonna find him on the land.
That’s some bad hat, Harry
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.
This shark, swallow you whole!
You’re certifiable, Quint! You know that?
Quint: “You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.”
Mayor Vaughn: Martin, it`s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we`ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
yes… “You’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
Obviously, the quote is “We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
“A wwwhhhuutttttt?”
“Michael, you heard your father! Get out of the water now! NOW!”
It’s a wonderful day the beaches are open and people are having a good time.
Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
You’re going to need a bigger boat
This was no boating accident
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch
I love fishing
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.
Okay, so we drink to our legs!
I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch.
Youre going to need a bigger boat
You’re going to need a bigger boat!
“I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on tha @ss!”
The all time quote from Jaws is “You’re going to need a bigger boat”
Show me the way to go home
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it’s gone right to my head
Everywhere I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.
My 2 year old grandson loves jaws
The all time quote from Jaws is “You’re going to need a bigger boat”
You’re gonna need a bigger boat!
“Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women!”
Michael, did you hear your father? Out of the water now. NOW !